The Most Pathetic Reasons You'll Claim Your Football Team Lost
Credit: Ed Yourdon/Flickr Being a football fan is full of ups and downs. A real guy can accept that his favorite team is going to lose sometimes; a real guy can move on with his otherwise fulfilling...
View ArticleJets Flight Crew, Marty Lyons And Totally-Crushing The NFL Run Series
Photos by Dave Kotinsky The NFL has a new Run Series this season to encourage fans to exercise more (that way you can consume more chicken wings and beer on Football Sundays). At various stadiums...
View ArticleHungover Links: The Cruelest Prank A Woman Can Play & More
Girl Pranks College Bros By Claiming She's Pregnant (Video) Every NFL Team Gets A "Game Of Thrones" Sigil Sneaker Execs Apologize For WTF Ad With (Not Really) Dead Dog "Breaking Bad" Gets Unofficial...
View ArticleHungover Links: Biggest NFL Flops, Female Fan GIFs & More
25 Crazy, Sexy, Wild Female Fan GIFs Biggest NFL Flops Supercut Compilation Video Is This The Best Political Ad Ever? Yes, Yes It Is... 5 Marvel Babes Who Need Their Own Solo Films + Follow Guy Code...
View Article5 Football-Watching Foods Every Guy Should Know How To Make
Credit: Jamie McCaffrey/Flickr Football season is the one time of year when guys absolutely need to know how to throw something together in the kitchen. Whether you're watching at home, or going to...
View ArticleGIF Code: How To Man-Up Your Football Party
Each Thursday, former "Guy Code" animator Bryan Brinkman (who now doodles for "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon") presents us with GIF Code. NFL season is officially in full swing. And guess which of your...
View ArticleDiehard Degenerate: NFL Gambling Picks Week Four
Credit: Chris Graythen / Getty Images Sean Green hosts the Sports Gambling Podcast and is our expert on losing money. New England Patriots At Atlanta Falcons The Atlanta Falcons are only 1-2 this year,...
View ArticleIt's NFL Week 5 And Your Team Sucks. Now What?
Credit: Getty Images Hang in there, Tampa Bay. We feel ya, Pittsburgh. Jacksonville, well, you knew you had it coming. And if your football team resides in the NFC East, what can we say except it...
View ArticleHow To Sneak Alcohol Into A College Football Stadium
Credit: Daniel Parks/Flickr College football: Amateur athletics at its finest, with true gameday excitement on both the field and in the bleachers. So much better than the overly-sanitized NFL, right?...
View Article10 Penalties That Should Be Added To Football
Every year the NFL adds new rules that aim to keep the players safe while still making the games exciting to watch. Unfortunately, there are some things the NFL just doesn't address that keeps ruining...
View ArticleHungover Links: Sports Facts That Will Make You Feel Old & More
35 Classic Sports Moments That Happened Much Longer Ago Than You Think Got 23 Minutes? Here's A Killer Documentary About "The Walking Dead" Comics Got Deeply, Deeply Disturbing Mommy Issues? Here's...
View ArticleNFL Week 8 Gambling Lines And Picks
Credit: Ron Antonelli/Getty Images Sean Green hosts the Sports Gambling Podcast and is our expert on losing money. A high school football team was accused of bullying for their 91-0 victory, which...
View ArticleNFL Week 9 Gambling Lines And Picks
Credit: Donald Miralle/Getty Images Sean Green hosts the Sports Gambling Podcast and is our expert on losing money. San Diego Chargers At Washington Redskins Philip Rivers is having an amazing year,...
View ArticleHungover Links: Fastest NFL Players, Highway Hook-Ups & More
The 11 Fastest Players in NFL History [Infographic] More Than 10% Of People Have Had Sex While Driving -- Not As Bad As Texting? This Is What It Sounds Like When An NHL Player Breaks All His Teeth...
View ArticleToday's Dumbass: Buffalo Bills Fan Plummets After Surfing Safety Rail
Credit: Twitter All guys love to slide down staircases. We discover this treat as boys, master it as teenagers (seeking more and more extreme skateboard videos) and occasionally sneak a quick one in...
View Article10 Signs You're The Fattest
Photo: Imgur It's getting super cold outside, and for most of you that means you're getting super fat. Putting on some winter weight is natural, but how do you know if you're crossing the threshold...
View Article10 Ways To Get Your Nerdy Friend Into Football
Credit: NYC Marines/Flickr As a rule, no one should be too nerdy for football...or no one you choose to hang out with, at least. Unfortunately, the NFL hasn't dug its cleats into every dude's brain,...
View ArticleHungover Links: The Best Stuff On The Internet Today (1/27)
How HOT Was Taylor Swift Headbanging at the Grammys? Watch These GIFs To Remember! What Is Jim Harbaugh Saying? More NFL Bad Lip Reading (Video) 12 GIFs Of Animals Being Huge Jerks Sex Ed: 15 Things...
View Article5 Worst People To Have At Your Super Bowl Party
The week leading up to the Super Bowl isn’t just a time of preparation for the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks. It’s also the time when people all over the country plan their Super Bowl parties....
View ArticleSign Our White House Petition To Save The Super Bowl
It has come to our attention that the Super Bowl in it’s current form is breaking Guy Code by only celebrating corporate sponsors and ignoring the average football fan. In an effort to right this...
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