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Diehard Degenerate: NFL Gambling Picks Week Four

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NFL Gambling Picks Week 4
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Sean Green hosts the Sports Gambling Podcast and is our expert on losing money.

New England Patriots At Atlanta Falcons

The Atlanta Falcons are only 1-2 this year, but don't let that fool you. This team dominates at home. 1-0 this year and 7-1 the year before. Meanwhile the New England Patriots are like Jeff Daniels at the Emmys, sure they won but did they really deserve to? The Patriots are 3-0 and yet Tom Brady is ready to have a conniption, which is hilarious when you realize he's married to a super model and gets paid millions of dollars to throw a ball. Patriots collapse in the Dirty South.

Falcons -2

Philadelphia Eagles At Denver Broncos

Watching the poor coaching decisions last Thursday night, Eagles fans sounded like Dave Chappelle screaming out "Chip No!!!" Denver meanwhile has been dismantling opponents including covering a 15.5 point spread Monday Night against the Raiders. Peyton Manning has been on fire and Chip Kelly very well could be fired if the Eagles don't show improvement from their 4-12 season last year. If Von Miller buying urine isn't going to distract the Broncos this year, nothing will.

Broncos -11

Miami Dolphins At New Orleans Saints

This year the New Orleans Saints seem to have a bounty out on the entire NFL with an impressive 3-0 start. The Dolphins look great, but like many South Beach residents the Dolphins appearances are too good to be true especially against the revived New Orleans defense. Getting beads on Bourbon Street is like betting on the Dolphins, it means you're about to lose your shirt. Saints roll in prime time.

Saints -6.5

Prosperous Prop Bets

Will Brandon Weeden start another game for the Browns in the 2013 Regular Season?
No +150
If Brian Hoyer plays well, he keeps starting. If he plays poorly, the Browns plan of tanking 2013 is kept on track. Either way, Weeden is done in Cleveland.

Colin Kaepernick - Completion % Week 4 vs the Rams?
Under 59% -120
60% on the road is a lot to ask of any QB especially from a guy who uses Twitter as motivation.

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Sean Green is a comedian and diehard NFL gambler. Get his picks @GamblingPodcast.

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