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It's getting super cold outside, and for most of you that means you're getting super fat. Putting on some winter weight is natural, but how do you know if you're crossing the threshold from a couple extra pounds into the world of the morbidly obese? Here are a few things to look out for:
1. Whenever your belly size increases, you compare it to a new NFL offensive lineman.
2. You spent the last 20 minutes convincing yourself it's possible to "rock" sweat pants.
3. The cashiers at every nearby drive-thru address you by name.
4. Your family holds an intervention by throwing all your ice cream containers in the trash.
5. You're really proud of the beard on your second chin.
6. Hitting the urinal involves more guesswork than line-of-sight aim.
7. You've never sent a sext, but you do have some lovely pictures of your rolls.
8. You get winded driving from your place to the gym.
9. You can't stop bragging about how your all-mayo diet is gluten free.
10. You got a job in the food service industry for the employee discount.
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