LaMarr Woodley Hates Show-Off Super Bowl Winners
Pittsburgh Steeler LaMarr Woodley knows that winning the Super Bowl is a Good-Ass Night. But he's laying down some Guy Code for fellow Super Bowl winners: You can't be all ostentatious about it,...
View ArticleDoes God Fix NFL Games? 27% Of Americans Think So
Credit: Getty Images If God exists, He has a ton of s**t on his plate: Keeping the celestial bodies organized, determining everyone's reward/punishment in the afterlife and slamming His almighty head...
View ArticleLaMarr Woodley Talks About On-Field Smack Talk
Pittsburgh Steeler's All-Pro outside linebackerLaMarr Woodley has been playing football long enough to know a thing or two about smack talking. He uses it to get inside the heads of opposing offense...
View ArticleShould Wiz Khalifa Let His Son Sebastian Play Football?
Credit: Christopher Pink/Getty Images It's official: Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose have created a child. Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz was born on Thursday, (hopefully that nickname had nothing to...
View ArticleThe 30 Types Of Signs You'll See At Sporting Events
Photo: Getty Images Hats off to fans who brings signs to the stadium. We personally enjoy holding beer and/or hotdogs at the game, but these heroes of free speech forgo those pleasures to entertain...
View ArticleUnhinged Stevie Johnson Hopes North Korea Will Nuke Foxboro
Credit: Tom Szczerbowski/Getty Images Smack talk is an important part of sports. It amps up rivalries and adds a bit of motivation to compete. In modern times, though, insults lobbed on Twitter can,...
View ArticleHow To Survive The Football Off-Season
Credit: Christian Petersen/Getty Images With the Super Bowl long behind us and a new season still months away, these are truly the dog days for the NFL fan. Here's a look at some ways you can satiate...
View ArticleHow To Explain Sports Rivalries To Your Girlfriend
Credit: Getty Images If your girlfriend likes sports, congratulations, you lucked out. Unfortunately, a lot of girls could care less about Duke vs. North Carolina or the Packers vs. the Bears. They...
View ArticleDoes Tim Tebow Follow Guy Code More Than Any Other NFL Player?
Credit: Doug Pensinger / Getty Images In typical Tebow-like fashion, Tim Tebow's career just saw a miraculous comeback when he signed with the New England Patriots. Regardless of how his career turns...
View Article5 Reasons Why The NFL Is Insane For Banning Purses
Credit: Chris Graythen / Getty Images In an effort to tighten security at stadiums, the NFL is no longer allowing handbags. Female football fans are furious, and even though we don't own purses (it's...
View ArticleJay-Z's Best Disses From 'Magna Carta Holy Grail'
Credit: Larry Busacca / Getty Images Dissing people in songs comes as naturally to Jay-Z as rapping itself. Here are some of our favorite disses from his new album, "Magna Carta Holy Grail," and why...
View ArticleThe Living Hell Of A Guy Who Hates Watching Sports
Credit: Omer Yurdakul Gundogdu There are certain qualities every guy must possess to be a guy, such as eating bacon whenever possible, playing sadistic pranks on friends, disregarding personal safety...
View Article36 Best Fantasy Football Names For 2013
Photos: Ronald C. Modra/Getty Images, Al Pereira/Getty Images 'Tis the season to be drafting your fantasy football team and, more importantly, coming up with funny or obnoxious or clever or offensive...
View ArticleHungover Links: The NFL Purse Ban Is A Total Disaster & More
The NFL Bag Policy Got Off To A Crappy Start High Schooler Sinks 135 Three-Pointers In Five Minutes Watch A Moron Get Hit In The Nuts 10 Times For $25 "Star Wars" Speed Dating: It's Hard to Find Love...
View Article6 Reasons Why Fantasy Football Sucks
Credit: Flickr/Beth and Christian Bell Currently, in countless bars, homes, and "man caves" around America, men are gathering for a yearly ritual: their league's fantasy football draft. But, though...
View ArticleThe 6 Worst Things About The NFL
Credit: Getty Images Who isn't excited for the arrival of the NFL? We've all missed pro football so much over the last seven months, we've started to idealize it as a completely flawless sport. That...
View ArticleNFL Legend Roger Craig Talks NFL 5K Runs, Purple Jesus And Colin Kaepernick...
Photo: Getty Images Former San Francisco 49ers running back Roger Craig rushed for 8,189 yards during his illustrious playing career -- and he hasn't stopped running since retiring in 1994. These...
View ArticleThings You Won't Do Anymore Now That Football Season Is Here
Credit: Mark Roy/Flickr The NFL has finally started again, and that can only mean one thing -- your weekends are now booked solid 'til Super Bowl Sunday on February 2, 2014. Say goodbye to plenty of...
View Article2013 NFL Team Previews As Haikus
Credit: Getty Images NFL Kickoff is tomorrow night. Soon we'll have four months of Sundays when we ignore smart life choices, glue our asses to our couches, eat an entire farm's worth of chicken...
View ArticleHow to Pretend You've Been Keeping Up With The NFL This Off-Season
You don't have to be a number-spewing chatterbox to hold your own in an NFL convo. With Week 1 staring right into our suntanned faces, it's understandable if you neglected to collect any info about...
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