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Does Tim Tebow Follow Guy Code More Than Any Other NFL Player?

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Tim Tebow
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In typical Tebow-like fashion, Tim Tebow's career just saw a miraculous comeback when he signed with the New England Patriots. Regardless of how his career turns out, the most important question remains: Does Tim Tebow adhere to Guy Code more than any other NFL player? We weighed his pros and cons, and even though he's the Ned Flanders of the NFL, Tim Tebow appears to follow Guy Code as much as the good book itself.

Guy Code Fails

1. Throws Like A Chick

Unorthodox is the best thing you can say about Tim Tebow's throwing motion.

2. Cries On National Television

There's no crying in baseball and there definitely shouldn't be any crying in football, especially in the SEC Championship.

3. Custom Eye-black That Is Pretty Close To Makeup

If you want to play dress up, you should have gotten a Division I scholarship for drama.

4. Not Taking Advantage Of Being A Pro Athlete

Tim Tebow says he's always "careful about leading girls on."

Guy Code Wins

1. Covers Spreads

His first seven games in Denver, Tebow was 6-1 against the spread; combine that with a +200 Playoff upset and you have a real guy's guy.

2. Bros Before Hoes

Team first for Tebow on and OFF the field.

3. Keeps It In The Locker Room

Even when guys like Johnny Manziel (the bizarro Tim Tebow) talk smack about him, Tebow refuses to engage in a media cat fight.

4. Not Uptight About Ex-Girlfriends

Never said a word when supposed ex Lindsey Vonn, started dating Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods and Tim Tebow? Talk about range.

5. Designated Driver

Name another NFL QB you'd feel confident tossing your keys to after a night out.

6. Not Scared Of Jail

Tim Tebow talks the talk and walks the walk, giving sermons to hardened criminals in prison.

7. Comes Up In The Clutch

You know what the difference between Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow is? A playoff victory in Mile High.

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Sean Green is a standup comedian and podcast host living in LA.

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