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In an effort to tighten security at stadiums, the NFL is no longer allowing handbags. Female football fans are furious, and even though we don't own purses (it's called a "messenger bag," dammit!), we're in total agreement. Here's why the NFL is making a huge mistake...
1. It'll Get Dudes Yelled At
You know how much work it already took to get our girlfriends to the game, and now this? "No, honey, I'm not saying you can't take your purse in ... but the heavyset guy in the windbreaker is." She'll be in a guaranteed bad mood all day long.
2. Now Who's Going To Carry Her Stuff?
All the crap that previously filled her giant bag (chewing gum, cell phone, makeup, hairbrush, Rubik's Cube) is now filling up your pockets. Maybe Roger Goodell just enjoys being booed?
3. Now Who's Going To Carry Your Stuff?
Specifically, your flask. Smuggling booze via purse is the foundation of any great relationship.
4. Tampons!
With no purse, you could be dealt this hot potato. Fumble the snap with one of these (your pocket will bend them) and you could be looking at a career-ending injury.
5. This Will End Hot Chick Turnout
Where else do you find girls without their purses? Nowhere. Hot chicks aren't known for filling up football stadiums, but when they do show up, you know they're cool. Unfortunately, the National Football League will soon be the National Sausage Fest.
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